Description: Are you a poker fan? If so, you’ll love these classic poker jokes. Do you recognize yourself in any of these poker jokes?
Whether you’re a casual poker player or a Texas hold’em pro, you’ve probably been in an amusing situation a few times because of your love of poker. Sometimes, you just have to see the funny side of those bad beats.
To help you keep your smile, here’s a few classic poker jokes.
Smart Dog
Sally walked into her living room and saw her older brother, Pete, playing Texas Holdem with the family dog. “WOW!” she exclaimed. “He must be the smartest dog in the whole world!” “He’s not THAT smart,” Pete answered. “I’ve beaten him three out of five games already.”
Another Poker Dog
A man walked by a table in a poker room and noticed that there were three men and a dog playing cards. The dog seemed pretty competent, and the man was amazed. He just had to say something, so he went up to the table and said “That is a very smart dog.”
“Not really,” said one of the players. “whenever he has a good hand he wags his tail.”
Lost Lover
Dear Robert,
I have been unable to stop thinking of you since I broke off our engagement. Won’t you forgive and forget? Your absence is breaking my heart. I was so foolish – nobody could ever take your place. I love you with all my heart.
Wistfully Yours,
Joanne. xxooxx
P.S. Congratulations on winning the World Poker Tour.
Professional Poker
Q. How do you get a professional poker player to leave your doorstep
A. Pay for the pizza.
Do you tip the dealer?
A poker player one card away from a flush is having an argument about whether or not players should tip the dealer.
“When I get bad cards, it’s not the dealer’s fault. When I get good cards, it’s not as if the dealer picked them for me. So why should I tip the dealer?”
The dealer responded “When you eat out, do you tip the waiter?”
“Yes”, answered the player.
“Well, the waiter serves you food. I serve you cards. So you should tip me.” Explained the dealer.
“Maybe”, smiled the player, “but the waiter gives me what I ask for. I need a Jack.”
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